004 || Of Balls and Bruises

[crimsonmischief]

Perhaps trying to climb all the way up the slide wasn--

[And here a line of ink streaks across the page, as if the writer suddenly took a dodgeball to the head. Which he did.]

--wasn't the best of ideas... Might I possibly trouble anyone for a bit of help please? My butt is getting quite sore under all the balls' loving attentions.

_{{OOC: Crimson, being the intelligent man that he is, forgot that while he may be a child on the inside, he's mostly definitely not a child on the outside. Which isn't exactly the smartest of things to forget when playing on playground sized for children. Guess who's stuck in this slide, with only his head and one arm sticking out from the top?}}

Comments

[books-and-toads.livejournal.com]

Indeed! After all, there's no fun to be had in soreness.

[crimsonmischief]

I think I shall. Perhaps along with something to make the way smoother and easier.

[inthecenterfold.livejournal.com]

Clearly this means he's not very experienced in dealing with rubber.

(>@_@<) completely lost

[crimsonmischief]

Ah... Only one hand is free at the moment though...

[books-and-toads.livejournal.com]

On the bright side, he'll remember this encounter for the next time it happens.

[treeleopardess]

I don't care how sore your ass is after that pounding; you're not calling in sick to work.

[books-and-toads.livejournal.com]

That usually helps. It's more fun that way~.

(~-~;)ヾ(-_-;) ...

[inthecenterfold.livejournal.com]

Wow, enough magic in just one hand? Now I might be jealous~

[inthecenterfold.livejournal.com]

Kinda sucky first time though isn't it? Maybe he should've had some help.

(--__--;;)

[crimsonmischief]

It is quite a talent~! Though I think I'd prefer using both of my hands in this particular instance.

[darcyredux.livejournal.com]

Oh my. They might be trying to help you get out, in their own way, while trying to be gentle. Though, perhaps they just have no self-control.

[crimsonmischief]

Yes, being stuck and coming away with a sore butt isn't quite so much fun. I wonder if I'll be able to sit properly after this...

[crimsonmischief]

B-But Bastet-san....!

[crimsonmischief]

They are pushing at me quite insistently... But I hadn't realized that-- [Oww... He might be getting a bruise there soon. And if not, he'll certainly act like it.] They seem rather attracted to my butt...

[treeleopardess]

I'm not judging your lifestyle choice, but I won't allow it to interfere with your job.

(>ω<＊)

[inthecenterfold.livejournal.com]

Most solutions come faster with both hands, true.

[crimsonmischief]

[Can you see the pout in the ink, Bastet?]

But I won't be able to show up to work if I can't get out of here!

<(^ω^)>

[crimsonmischief]

It's because one can get a better grip with both hands!

[treeleopardess]

[She can feel it and is utterly immune]

Perhaps you should ask the person you must have taken with you into the Wilderness to help get you out. Because I know you can't have possibly forgotten not to go down there by yourself again.

[crimsonmischief]

Ah, but I came down here with Monster-chan and Kagerou-chan... And I think they're busy playing on the swings or in the obstacle course.

（∂_∂)○

[inthecenterfold.livejournal.com]

Pulling yourself outta there always requires a tight grip, I've found.

[treeleopardess]

Then I suppose you're stuck until someone takes pity on you.

\(--__--)/

[crimsonmischief]

A strong and tight grip.

And perhaps some help as well.

[crimsonmischief]

Is Bastet-san going to be that someone?

[treeleopardess]

I thought Fred was going to help you.