004 || Of Balls and Bruises

[crimsonmischief]

Perhaps trying to climb all the way up the slide wasn--

[And here a line of ink streaks across the page, as if the writer suddenly took a dodgeball to the head. Which he did.]

--wasn't the best of ideas... Might I possibly trouble anyone for a bit of help please? My butt is getting quite sore under all the balls' loving attentions.

_{{OOC: Crimson, being the intelligent man that he is, forgot that while he may be a child on the inside, he's mostly definitely not a child on the outside. Which isn't exactly the smartest of things to forget when playing on playground sized for children. Guess who's stuck in this slide, with only his head and one arm sticking out from the top?}}

Comments

[darcyredux.livejournal.com]

Oh, but if they're being loving, why would you want to leave them? Might make the balls feel neglected.

After laughing hysterically for a moment

[inthecenterfold.livejournal.com]

Wait, so you're stuck in a hole with loving balls?

[crimsonmischief]

Unfortunately, my butt feels like it needs a little space as they're a little too energetic in their loving.

[burnt_orangesky]

[After staring at this unbelievingly for almost a minute, Fred chooses to focus on the fact that he's stuck somewhere.]

Where are you?

[darcyredux.livejournal.com]

Have you tried asking them to calm down?

^_~

[crimsonmischief]

Very-- [Blotch.] Loving balls.

/'~.^'\

[inthecenterfold.livejournal.com]

I guess it's true that three balls is one too many.

And any more than that ain't much of a party either.

[iattractmushi]

[...]

Why'd you climb up in the first place?

[crimsonmischief]

The Wilderness. In a slide.

[crimsonmischief]

I did. I think that only excited them even more...

<(^.^<)

[crimsonmischief]

No, I can't say that they are. Especially when the extra balls are so excited and large.

[crimsonmischief]

It looked fun~!

[burnt_orangesky]

Could you perhaps give me a better idea where you are? I have some grasp of the layout of that place, but not enough that I can help you just from that.

(ノ^_^)ノ

[inthecenterfold.livejournal.com]

Well that's what you get for being stuck in a hole that tight.

[crimsonmischief]

It's a purple and pink striped, narrow, twisty slide.

...With a ruggedly handsome man wearing a green and white striped hat stuck at the top~!

(>*_*<)

[crimsonmischief]

I hadn't realized that it would be that tight!

Ｏ(≧∇≦)Ｏ

[inthecenterfold.livejournal.com]

Always feels tighter once you get there, doesn't it?

[burnt_orangesky]

I believe I may remember something along those lines.

I suppose it shouldn't be too very difficult to find you, in any case.

[ffff... quicklog, handwave?]

[books-and-toads.livejournal.com]

Well, a sore butt is a problem. Should probably get some protection for next time.

[iattractmushi]

Uh-huh.

Looks like you didn't quite think that move all the way through.

[inthecenterfold.livejournal.com]

Long-lasting protection, with so many balls.

<(O_O)>

[crimsonmischief]

It does! Now I'm not quite sure how I made it in in the first place...

[crimsonmischief]

I'll be right here~!

_{{OOC: Quicklog if you wish?}}

[crimsonmischief]

No, I don't se-- [Thunk. Oww...] I don't seem to do that enough.

(￣▽￣)ノ＿彡☆バンバン！!

[inthecenterfold.livejournal.com]

Maybe you've got those magic hands that get you into tight places now and again.