007 || Of Leather Pants and Bare Chests

[crimsonmischief]

Would anyone happen to know where my shirt disappeared off to? I mean, the necklace and leather pants are quite nice, but it does tend to get a bit chilly without a shirt on.

And yes, I did try putting on other shirts and jackets, but they all vanish within seconds of my pulling them on! I really do hope they return soon... Having to shop for a new wardrobe wasn't in my plans.

_{{OOC: As requested, Crimson has been dressed up as Jim Morrison.}}

Comments

[treeleopardess]

And how would that stop him from watching you while you're naked?

[crimsonmischief]

He does seem to be afraid of you now...

[Especially when she's naked. And if she's naked and he's naked... Well, his train of thought needs no explanation.]

[treeleopardess]

That's a shame. I thought we were bonding, too.

But I'm afraid I'll have to turn down being your naked bodyguard.

[crimsonmischief]

What if I wasn't asking you to be my naked bodyguard~?

[treeleopardess]

Then you don't mind if Genius watches you naked?

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

Can you two PLEASE leave me out of your foreplay? It's bad enough when Youth and Bell do it.

[spandexisyouth]

We do not do any such thing to you!

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah right! You guys are always flirting around me!

This whole sphere needs a cold shower.

Struck out messily with haste.

[spandexisyouth]

Flirting is not foreplay! Only Fred has se You did not read that.

[treeleopardess]

I know I said we were bonding and all, but it's still a little early for you to be suggesting a threesome.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

If you ever get around it, though, be sure to sell tickets, hm?

[treeleopardess]

You'd pay to see Genius?

[crimsonmischief]

Am I allowed to suggest them then~?

[treeleopardess]

Can I stop you?

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

My God, I'm surrounded by insane people.

[crimsonmischief]

That hurts, Genius-san! It's almost as if you're saying you're not one of us...

[crimsonmischief]

Maybe he'd learn a thing or two~!

[treeleopardess]

That seems a little advanced for him.

[crimsonmischief]

True... We'd have to proceed slowly. I suppose being shirtless is enough then!

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

It's the unicorn in Genius. It's scared of what might become of it if he comes too close.

[treeleopardess]

He'd lose it just by seeing someone naked? I wonder if I should feel dirty.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

Special, maybe. Few have quite the honor of slaying unicorns just with their presence alone.

Match that with Genius' hypersensitivity to anything sexual and...well, I'm surprised the Tree hasn't yet exploded.

[treeleopardess]

If Toushi hasn't made it explode, then I'm not sure anyone will. He's the only person I heard of with an entire herd of unicorns.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

True. Maybe we should stick him and Genius together when unicorns reappear, and see what happens if we get their unicorns to breed.

[treeleopardess]

Maybe they'd be super-powered unicorns that make everyone in range too skittish to actually have sex.