crimsonmischief | 017 || Of Robotic Dragons, Fire Extinguishers and Weddings

017 || Of Robotic Dragons, Fire Extinguishers and Weddings

Genius-san~

WILL YOU MARRY ME NOW~♥?

[Don't worry, Castle, there's an extinguisher attached to the tiny flamethrower part of the robotic dragon! Besides, with the current event, the flames have decided to just be... unenthusiastic sparks.]

Assuming that Castle-san, Gai-san and Fred-san have not withdrawn their support, that is...

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Because it is! Dude Tribble flipped his fur off, he's hiding in the bathtub! This is GREAT! He doesn't breathe fire though, just sparks.

So cool I'm gonna take him to work and he's gonna be my lab assistant, Goggles is so fired! He can fetch me coffee and be my starch drawer protector! And then we're gonna harass Simon and steal extra donuts from Calkins! Then I'm taking him to the Planetarium and it'll be like ROBOT DRAGONS FROM SPAAAAAACE!!! Then we'll go to the aquarium and it'll be ROBOT DRAGONS FROM THE DEEP!

Hey we don't have to wear all white do we?

Edited 2011-06-03 04:11 (UTC)

Kindly empty the flamethrower fuel tank before getting within a meter from the planetarium.

And when you're getting married, I want to help with making the cake!

Edited 2011-06-03 04:13 (UTC)

Oh come on, Elliott wouldn't hurt a screwdriver! He can't be a space dragon without fire!

You know we're n...What kind of cake?

Edited 2011-06-03 04:23 (UTC)

That is not negotiable, thank you.

In the books, wedding cakes tend to be tiered, covered with fondant and with little figures on top, so perhaps something like that.

Awww. You're no fun! No robot assistant for you then.

Multiple tiers? How about multiple flavors?! Like a chocolate cake and a vanilla cake? Who cares about figures--unless they're action figures. I want Batman! That would be sweet!

Safety trumps fun at all times. Besides, I am fun enough.

That's possible. Maybe we can combine your and Crimson's favourite flavours. I assume Batman is one of those movie characters you like?

You need to live dangerously once and a while. You know? Let down your hair, blow up a few test tubes. Come build some robots with me and Crimson.

Well he does have a fetish for ice cream. You got it! I guess that makes Crimson Alfred.

Hey ah do we have to actually be married to get that cake? Or can we just pay that one forward a bit.

[She used to pilot a spaceship and a huge mecha in battle and was now a secret resistance movement member, Topher. That's plenty of danger already.]

I let my hair down most of the times. Not when cooking, however, and no blowing things up in the planetarium as well. Perhaps we can do experiments in the Scavenger's Yard.

And I quite get that you're not serious, don't worry. If you want to fund a multiflavoured ice cream cake, though, I'd be interested to try out the challenge.

That's an expression, it means chillax! Wait, you mean you'll come experiment with us? Ugh does it have to be in the yard, it's creepy with the golem things.

Oh. Sweet. I'll fund it! I didn't know you could make layered ice cream cake!

[Not to mention I forgot the part about death by dragon.]

Well, the yard is open space surrounded by junk, so it wouldn't matter in case we add some more property damage. In fact, the things there aren't even 'property' since everyone can just take anything unclaimed.

I couldn't, or more precisely have never tried, but I can see whether one of the cookbooks have it.

Well if you say so. I'm always game for blowing up stuff, bonus if it causes property damage to things that are technically the Tree's by default.

They have ice cream cookbooks? Don't tell Crimsuke.

[Well, Fuu is cuter, but Elliott gets points for being robotic.]

Perhaps we can discuss more about experiment planning while having that cake with tea. There is a cake cookbook, at least. Moreover, the good thing about ice cream is that if the first attempt fails, as long as it's properly contained we can refreeze and redo.

Anything that involves you and food, I'm there.

_{[Too late.]}

It was a fire extinguisher attached!

And we would be honored~!

Extinguishing fire implies it has burned something first, so I'd rather not take that risk.

Genius said you're fond of ice cream, Crimson. Now: do you know what flavour of cake he likes?

Yes, yes, of course!

And chocolate, I believe.

_[Maybe.]

Thank you for your understanding.

Well, we'll see if Genius can confirm that. Married couples need to understand each other, wouldn't you agree?

I try to be very understanding~!

And oh yes, indeed! Anything sweet, I believe, should be fine with Genius-san!

A furless Tribble does not sound very... cute. And Elliott was breathing fire earlier this week. I think he's come down with something.

_{[As for the rest of that spiel? Crimson's going to do the good husband thing and not listen.]}

Why would we have to wear all white?

I was exaggerating, he's not really furless. You know, I think he smells you on Elliott cause he let the robot get really close to him and didn't flip out till it tried to burp fire.

Oh hey, so the "Caution: Metal May Be Hot" sticker on his tail isn't from you?

That's what people do at weddings. Wear white, something old, something new, something borrowed and something blue, and then after all that they get to stand in front of God, Buddha or a scared Tree and pledge fidelity they have no interest in keeping. Then they go have dinner and watch their drunk friends do the funky chicken dance. Oh and get the free stuff and money from the Dollar Dance. That's the only thing I'm interested in frankly.

Ah... Does this mean he will flip out when I come to visit next time?

Stick-- No, that's not from me, though it is a good idea!

.....You're only interested in doing the funky chicken dance?

...Oh. I didn't think about that.

And here I thought you were being all protective and stuff.

What? No I just want the free stuff and money. Are you kidding? I don't dance.

Genius-san.... What if he dislikes me now? It took me a very long time to get him to trust me.

_{[He's pouting on the other side of the journal.]}

I would if I thought Genius-san would stop and read it.

Genius-san should try!

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017 || Of Robotic Dragons, Fire Extinguishers and Weddings

before our time, woman-friend

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so subtle topher

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we should come up with an excuse for them to go to Babylon 5

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American weddings in a nutshell

Crimson will never learn the truth, alas

I did have Genius wearing wedding clothes during the zombie event...hm

LOL