004 || Of Balls and Bruises

[crimsonmischief]

Perhaps trying to climb all the way up the slide wasn--

[And here a line of ink streaks across the page, as if the writer suddenly took a dodgeball to the head. Which he did.]

--wasn't the best of ideas... Might I possibly trouble anyone for a bit of help please? My butt is getting quite sore under all the balls' loving attentions.

_{{OOC: Crimson, being the intelligent man that he is, forgot that while he may be a child on the inside, he's mostly definitely not a child on the outside. Which isn't exactly the smartest of things to forget when playing on playground sized for children. Guess who's stuck in this slide, with only his head and one arm sticking out from the top?}}

Comments

[crimsonmischief]

Unfortunately, my butt feels like it needs a little space as they're a little too energetic in their loving.

[darcyredux.livejournal.com]

Have you tried asking them to calm down?

[crimsonmischief]

I did. I think that only excited them even more...

[darcyredux.livejournal.com]

Oh my. They might be trying to help you get out, in their own way, while trying to be gentle. Though, perhaps they just have no self-control.

[crimsonmischief]

They are pushing at me quite insistently... But I hadn't realized that-- [Oww... He might be getting a bruise there soon. And if not, he'll certainly act like it.] They seem rather attracted to my butt...