007 || Of Leather Pants and Bare Chests

[crimsonmischief]

Would anyone happen to know where my shirt disappeared off to? I mean, the necklace and leather pants are quite nice, but it does tend to get a bit chilly without a shirt on.

And yes, I did try putting on other shirts and jackets, but they all vanish within seconds of my pulling them on! I really do hope they return soon... Having to shop for a new wardrobe wasn't in my plans.

_{{OOC: As requested, Crimson has been dressed up as Jim Morrison.}}

Comments

[treeleopardess]

No, I went right to sleep. But with accusing us both of a conspiracy, I have to assume you've seen Crimson naked, too.

[crimsonmischief]

...Have you been spying on me, Genius-san?!?

ROFL

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

The muse and I could only stop snickering long enough for that.

[crimsonmischief]

Then how have you seen me naked?

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

Is your hat on too tight?! I haven't seen anyone naked but Bastet!



...And Derrick--Rick--Cast--MY BROTHER. Not by choice.

[crimsonmischief]

That's quite... Well--




[What's been left glaringly unsaid: Well, I suppose you two aren't actually brothers, so....]




Then where did this Conspiracy of Nakedness come from?

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

[sighhh]

You just said you're not wearing a shirt, Bucket-Hat-Pervert-San.

[crimsonmischief]

But that doesn't mean I'm naked. I have leather pants on!

[He almost said 'and even boxers too', but managed to stop himself in time.]

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

Are you wearing wooden shoes with that?

[crimsonmischief]

Unfortunately, no. I have boots. They're very uncomfortable.

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

Ah, man friend? I'm covered from head to toe in name tags--on top of clothes before you even ask. Your life could be a lot worse.

I also got weird glasses on.

[ooc: He's Buddy Holly but he got punished by the Tree for three days on top of it.]

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

Nametags seem to be in fashion this week.

[crimsonmischief]

Are you? How odd! Do you know why?

[Complaints about how his toes can't breath... forgotten.]

[treeleopardess]

Maybe you need heavier curtains.

[crimsonmischief]

Maybe...

Or you could just visit more often!

[treeleopardess]

And how would that stop him from watching you while you're naked?

[crimsonmischief]

He does seem to be afraid of you now...

[Especially when she's naked. And if she's naked and he's naked... Well, his train of thought needs no explanation.]

[treeleopardess]

That's a shame. I thought we were bonding, too.

But I'm afraid I'll have to turn down being your naked bodyguard.

[crimsonmischief]

What if I wasn't asking you to be my naked bodyguard~?

[treeleopardess]

Then you don't mind if Genius watches you naked?

[man-genius.livejournal.com]

Can you two PLEASE leave me out of your foreplay? It's bad enough when Youth and Bell do it.

[crimsonmischief]

Maybe he'd learn a thing or two~!

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

It's the unicorn in Genius. It's scared of what might become of it if he comes too close.

[treeleopardess]

He'd lose it just by seeing someone naked? I wonder if I should feel dirty.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

Special, maybe. Few have quite the honor of slaying unicorns just with their presence alone.

Match that with Genius' hypersensitivity to anything sexual and...well, I'm surprised the Tree hasn't yet exploded.